Regular Meetings > EMERGENCY DECISION MAKING

Minutes of the Ultra-Important Meeting

Today, in an effort to avoid actual work, the committee gathered to make EMERGENCY DECISIONS about non-emergency matters. Because, you know, it's always an emergency.

Agenda

• Item 1: Procrastination Strategies
• Item 2: Microwaving the Competition

Decisions Made

• We decided that the Ultra-Important Meeting would continue to be held in the Room 42 conference room.
• We also decided that the meeting's official Minutes Template would be the one with Comic Sans.

Next Meeting

The next meeting will be held never, as we've already run out of emergency decisions to make today.

(Note: The meeting will actually be held next Thursday, but let's be honest, it's not like anyone actually shows up)